Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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