Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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Someone came in the potted fern
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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