I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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