just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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