i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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