just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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