Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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