She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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