I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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