I love black thongs
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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