when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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