The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
