we're blogging at a bar
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
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Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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