HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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