dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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