their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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