I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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