She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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