PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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