Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
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I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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