God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I supernannyed him into submission
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Randomize
