I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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