Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Randomize
