Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
