try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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