So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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