i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Drunk is not a location!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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