She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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