Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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