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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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