I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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