she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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