Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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