Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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