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Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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