i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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