How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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