it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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