we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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