So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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