I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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