my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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