didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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