He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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