How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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