haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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