Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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