He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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