she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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