got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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