i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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