i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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