new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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