I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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